{This post acquired many misprints – very many actually; due to having to transcribe it over the phone while being falsely imprisoned; when I went to correct them, being worried by Matthew Yglesias’s recent book promotion, podcast, articles, & posts for “1 BILLION AMERICANS”, due out 9/15/20, but which neglects to mention me, caused me to lose every completed correction. I will begin again: ‘bless my wonderful typist, My Dad, Scott Thomas Valentyn (Valentine), Son of Shirley neé Wayne Valentyn & Jerome Edmund Valentyn, (as My Grandpa always ordered His Wife & himself):
I blame the misprints verily on the prison & their horrible communications systems.
{Update: I had to do the full thing again over a 3rd time now. Uncharacteristic text loss, disappearance required it.}
Do enjoy!:}
The country is stags & virgins: stags & virgins who need to reproduce – by man’s delight: by having sex. We must throw off the chains of our indoctrination & reproduce – two by two; 242 years after our conception we are small, smaller then comparable countries; we must reproduce. & This is no burden – women want Love, men want sex, and we have the funds to go ’round. We must make a armistice, by the rich, on the poor, that we need all our great-traited men and women from every rank of society– I myself am only titled a peon– to be worthy of our pool now, & for our epoch: & what a fuck of an epoch it will be: The American Dream is not dead: The American Dreamer is the man with his movie reeling after its showing, showing his ultimate cherishment: His Wife, beautiful, buck naked, tittering in concupiscent laughter.
What greatness can this wring in the world but to inspire other countries to follow in our footsteps & have copious amounts of sex for the beautifulest thing: to create more of our big bright eyes, long lashes, pouty lips – & by the baker’s dozen they shall! Our American Dream is The World Dream – & it is The Life Dream. Have a gigantic family? Then learn how – sustainably – to provide for them. Have a thriving species? Then learn how – sustainably – to provide for them. Have sex with me – it’s our– upon backs broken defending us & backs broken providing for us– New American Dream. Forever in Love, forever having intimate sex I fantasized about, again, & again, & again, & again.
Joseph Jerome Valentyn
Minnesota, U.S.A
October 20th, 2018
Originally conceived on paper May-June, 2018.