Originally written & then banned from my OK Cupid profile in Spring/Summer 2017, titanically extended Midsummer 2019:
****HOW.****
Do you have some fresh new pinkcliterature you want red? Do you think that you can work your beautiful body of Art in tantalizing ways, & want to have for yourself my dreamy, beautiful, & divine Lovestory coupled with your most-dreamy, most-beautiful, & most-divine Lovestory? Together at last? For the first time & for the ever time?
Then Let’s enjoy ourselves in the best of ways & pop the cork; ‘to much Romance.’
Hold on, tho, I’m not done: Do you have some much-loved ‘lip — ‘lit — (typo – where’s the backspace key????) — do you have some much-loved ‘lit that is herself already sopping wet with Romance, but you still want this hot clit rit — dyslexia, maybe there — ‘lit crit? Clit rit?
— Are you a ‘lit critter?
— You, the masterpiece, will be appraised thru the roof, because I am a Lover of Loves, & I will treat High Art as High Art . . . & inlay such royal material with the diamonds we want for such stately beauty.
Maybe you have undiscovered Art; many greats began having people throw their own cherrytomatoes at whot, in the end, was Loved most.
I am worldwise & learned enough to recognize that 2, even 3 rotten eggs do not the dozen spoil. It’s just bad luck, or whatever it is. So even if it has rained on your parade, I still know that that runny mascara — under those big fat coke-bottles — themselves under some rushed, rushed, rushed ponytail ****can be of the most-beautiful, earnestly lovable, maybe-even-better Lovestory artist of all****. You are not out of the race, you are not out of the winners’ circle. Dry those drops, dear. Dry those drops.
This is whre I cum in.
For all four Lovestory riderses, I am chock full of pluck & chipper. Remember Fabio on those Romance fiction covers? Everything you want? That’s whot you DESERVE AND REQUIRE for your next Lovestory. Ovid, Casanova, I red them all. I Love Love.
Maybe in your lovestories, chipper hard Sex prevails. Sensuousness. Drive. Emotion. Desire. In scientific terms, I have four testicles’ worth of testes. My penis is infinite.
& Beautiful too.
Swear to Women (Women!) that I am getting some computer glitches while working on this pic – I’ll tell you about my up loads another time – for now let’s focus on the fact that I cnt ride too hot, butt i love to ride: {link to pen pic}
(I aver with all my credibility that that is an un-doctored picture & one I didn’t set up. No picture editing; just whole-picture black-&-whited & then whole-picture hued. My middle-finger to my ring-finger lengths are also large & in charge.)
This & a condition I was medically diagnosed with: “satyromania”… the male version of being a nymphomaniac –
this condition is caused by Women, & cured by Women – in a vixen circle. Means big trouble in bigc’literature ridings we can do everywhere & everywhichway & everyt———-
Allow me to cup my hands & whisper an i-d-ya in your most-sensitivst of ears:
I am a rider. I cnt ride too hot. Butt I Love to ride. I feel this makes me a great American rider. ^_XX.
So, this is for all those Love riders out there: A’one’two’three’faWR!:
I have good jeans. The jeans get into the ink. {sic}
The ink flows nicely from the pen, & the pen is nice & long & well-built, it feels good to ride with, in your hands, & whotnot. Very, very, very safe to chew on the cap. It fits in your pocket(s). You can ride with it most anywhere =D…
With my jeans-ink, ink-pen, & again, just a huge & magnificent pen, we can mouth, orate, ride, or even just run our fingers along your beautiful, incredibly seductive body of Art. In terms of our riding, we will make Love.
A Beauty such as Women possess requires a lot of work – **this I know** – & I have all the dedication I need.
I would love for you to mouth, orate, handle, ride, just **breathe in my ear** **my own** body of work.
‘Butt don’t quit’, tho, as they say in lovespeech… because we can perform ‘double-penning’ on your body of Art — some call it ‘double entendre’. Sementicly, this means *penning you innuendo n your ‘lit.* That’s ‘lit’rally what double-penning iss; ‘lit’rally. Think “double-penning.” This is all part of being a punning linguist, puusi lingering —
— (@#$(@#$@#! I tried to make a joke — I cnt.
Upward & onward.
There’s also a fun much-loved number we can do called 69. 69 in terms of rhythmitic is both orally — in unison — or perhaps to the knowing – I could shock you, by my being upsidedown — while you made “oral history” with me in this beauitful mathematics; because of the “upsidedown” part of the orations, this unison oration is known in my mathematical rhythmitic as the number 69. This beauitful number we perform… is a delight of delights – quite the delight for both man & woman. It is one of my personal flavorites to enjoy. *Goes looking thru his library.*
Whairsabouts where we? Aw: yes: *What *ABOUT* oral skills?* Much ido is made of a person’s ability to perform orally. Men are not as gooed at performing orally, but certainly it is an out-of-body experience, so to speak, to get the luckiest of luckies, a women’s beautiful performance.
Let’s take another look at me again:
& My pen – so big it’s a funnie: but it rides & can take dictation, too:
Remember my pen is safe to chew on. It’s a Dic (missspelling?? I cnt spell. Granted there was a “cnt-spelling bee”: I wood wims ‘its.), & it has my jeans in it, (the jeans get in the ink). Feels good to hol’ on to, tooo… {link to pen pic}
So loosen up your belt & get comfortable; I want you to really get into it, now:
My looks & oral skills make performing orally for you fun.
Get in touch. Sleep on this. Get in touch. Doesn’t this all just say *BEGGING FOR IT*? you know what that means — GET IN TOUCH &– WELL, GET IN-TOUCH.
Alik I say: I have acquired the taste for the ****catient**** work of a punning linguist, & my performing oral has me insatiably **lingering** well over your ‘lit’s content… If you’re not familiar with the ‘lingering’ method, look it up; it’s on Unban Dicktionary. I am a ‘dicter’, to make a metaphor, of the lingering method who is a dedicated reeder of your ‘lit – again – orating in a very **in-touch** way – until your ‘lit’s amazing climax. My jaw is no stranger to oration – a bony stubbly thing; & maybe what’s more – I suck hard when I perform oral for you – mixing up the again-look-it-up lingering oratory, with my stubbley/bony jaw, & again, because i just suck & suck & suck — dedicatedly on your ‘lit tho, for minutes then tens of minutes, maybe an hour, maybe longer, until that Niagra Falls Dam of suspense BLOWS free, into our work’s climax, flowing thru my mouth, me taking it in like a insatiable whore. Maybe you could have two climaxes – why not three? When my lips go numb I can just run my fingers thru your ‘lit until I’m ready to reed again. Left hand’s fingers, right hand’s, perhaps the middle. I have the dedication, the Love, & the DESIRE!!! for orally performing even the most suspenseful cliterature floodbreakingly & sonorously.
Get in touch, &– get in touch. Sometimes when an idya just screams *PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE* – I get in touch with that person to work our idya together. Naps — “nap attack!!” — often do me good, when all else fails.
So alright, cntinuing.
I would love to ride you doubly, innuendo, backwards in a mirror.
A ‘nother personal favorite way to ride: orally titillating you while dedicatedly working your ‘lit with my huge, hairy hand to its fullest, most-tremelous flow[1-1], & truly amazing climax.
Your pure excitement flowing, running your legs in the afterglow of this latest ‘lit sensation, & happily I imbibe, in turn all your masterpiece offers, till the last drop of milfulous goodness.
The End.
Err wait now, wear were we?
Oh yes. What about riding bare tit-illation, you say, AND in your ‘lit?
(Oo I made a word joke!
****Titters.****)
No problem – I can pen both of these – My Beauties – & reacharound & fingerpaint you a blossoming pink flower at the same time. The Beauties are Beautiful, in my imagination right now. Precious.
I would Love, I would Love, I would Love.
I want to Love’ with you — Lovestory in full — let me tell you, beautiful female Lovestory & Romance & Sex riders of this world!!!! I want to Love’!!!! I feel like I am on ovocaine from thinking about this!!!!
“Joe,” you ask, “How can we work together on this epic Lovestory which is always (right?) in Spring?”
Where there’s a will there’s a way.
Where there’s a will there’s a way.
Start here: Do you Love People? Are you a social butterfly? Well-mannered? Are you high-society? Are you Loving & caring & kind? *WHO* are you favorite people? Do you have any passions? What do you like to talk about? Have you ever been part of the making of a good Lovestory? What do you do instead…?
Share with me, some, who you think about & what you think about. Who are your favorite people – what is your favorite stuff – which are your favorite things? =D Who do you love musically? How about in movies? Read books? Like websites? Talk about things? Do you love / excel in anything?
I love all kinds of people & tons of stuff & lots of things.
Try me.
How about how good-looking your body of Art is. Does your masterful Artwork have a beautiful face, & do you have a little space for penning myself in? Maybe your body of masterful Artwork has wonderful bouncy titillation? Does it have a full, delightful Beauty on the back 9? Do you have good style?
I am entranced by such beauty. (See my poem here, from Summer of last year.)
One desirable trait is this favorite: your being very Sexual, for riding Romance/Lovestory. Are you a ‘nymphomaniac’? At least Sexually charged? Have that sexual drive? Enjoy sex & sexuality? Do you make the most divine sounds when you’re having Sex? Do you Sexualize everyday conversation? Re: This: can you orally perform well, as well as when riding / being rode? Do you care for scents & lingerie? Do you have any hawt pictures/videos/records of yourself? Have any favorites saved of your desirable hot guys? Do you ********WANNA********?
How fun are you? Joke? Play? Stay loose? Like guys & Sex & music & fun?
Are you charming? Have a ‘Princess’ Charming air to you? Are you high-society? Regal? Cultured? Again: a social butterfly? A flirt? ^_xX
A nymphomaniac?!
^_xXXX
Let’s dream up something new – just us two. Let’s co-author a wonderful Lovestory! “I don’t care how you get to me, just get to me…”
If the apresented sounds good – get in touch!!!
Happy Hearts & Happy trails My Loves! “We do!”
·Joe·’====D’·V·[1]
[1]: 6-t-9 eyes are better than 2 – all these glasses are why I ride so truly gooed. Cum ride together with me. Let us ride to our hearts’ content. “Honey, cum to Florida.” Florida is a peninsula & *I know* the cunt of the cunt of America – but not yet the cunt of the cunt of the cunt of America – but I will! *Slams buzzer.* I will!
The End… Of The Beginning…
‘V for me!’
=D See you around!! =D
Perhaps “missuse of the foot'” here; if you like a nice foot’, possibly missused:
[1-1]: This reference beforehand was in terms of the ‘origin’ — the ‘raising of the curtains’ on — Ancient Gk. *rheo- — *rheo- meaning “flow” — for my rhetoric “rhetoric”.
Pss. If you’d like carrotjuice for your coney, just ding the bell. How’d that new Wal-mart commercial go, “You can ring my bell…
{insert potential-infinity infinite unicode space character computer generator} Ring my bell.
BD
Her’s picks. Take it in!
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Her’s me:
Here’s my original OKCupid profile, which as I said was banned around July 23rd or 24th of 2019: Happened to save the text just before it got banned:
? joe ?
About Me
My self-summary
Hi=D.
I am Joe.=D
‘Let’s Play Together.’ *Doll motions . . . *
^_^
Main site: www.joevalentyn.org
GirlsAskGuys.com: https://www.girlsaskguys.com/user/joevalentine & https://www.girlsaskguys.com/user/joevalentyn
The Twitters: http://twitter.com/joevalentyn
( Recent Tweet:
My new political position:
I will fight, barefist, abusers of Women & Children in a boxing ring, until I can’t anymore. This will be effective immediately.
ChildAbusePrevention #DomesticViolence #IBelieveHer
( https://twitter.com/joevalentyn/status/983901093498322944?s=19 ) )
First things first: Cats love me. ?
OK =D :
I’m about Love, Dating & Relationships, You?, Conversation, Love, People, Poetry, Love, Politics, Love, Love, Love, Literature, Life, Love; & Maybe You A Lot.
Free love, sex positivity, hugs not drugs, natural living . . .
About me:
I am a tenacious, powerful & alive 34-year-old male.
I am a German-Dutch-Bohemian-Swedish-Irish American. A mutt.
*Women are my #1 desire.*
I am about romance in a serious way: On the dating-&-relationship site GirlsAskGuys.com, I rank in the top 10 internationally on their main measure (MHO %), but not officially because I answered only 50 questions & they evidently require more to be officially ranked. (My MHO %: 43%: https://www.girlsaskguys.com/user/joevalentine – Top MHO % of users worldwide: https://www.girlsaskguys.com/xper )
- I think pink.
I am sensitive & loving & caring & kind; I think even nice.
I am also affectionate.
I love people & have spent hours a day hanging out & chatting with people; I know you, as a person, & knock down the door trying to make it good for you. I am communicative.
I do love taps when I talk.
I am also appreciative.
I am positive & responsible.
I am playful & fun, almost to a fault.
Hugs not drugs, Women are my drugs & my medicine.
Mature; I have been well-trained & well-nurtured by Women in my life.
I want YOU – not just sex..
I sort of eat, sleep, & breathe woman.
I love Females.
I would actively provide self-defense, safety, security & justice etc, to you, & have for girls I have not yet dated just recently.
Do not underestimate that which I have, I would say to offenders against you or me.
I like going for a romantic getaway or letting you have me-time.
I have 10 lucrative business ideas, should we choose that walk of Life.
(About the Hugs not drugs: I came up with ‘being heart-edge:’ If you wanna do ‘something’ together, I will maybe-maybe say Yes. I probably will say yes to using a natural stimulant if you asked me to, or the like. If you wanted us to use some drank, I would (if we can arrange a sober / not too drunk ride.)
We can also go to a river & have a picnic, go out to eat, go to a concert, go to a movie, or stay in & watch Netflix & chill. We can do it all.
One-time rated 9.4 on Hot-or-Not with a weak picture my good friend put on.
I shave & trim myself daily; I exercise 3 times a week; & I enjoy healthy, tasty food.
I wear vetiver.
When I was 10 or 11 my comprehension tested about 3rd year college(15th grade). When I was 25 I was made head of the largest & best live philosophy discussion-room in the world.
Random favorite words currently: play, magnanimity, mystique, bunnyflippin’, coney.
Slightly fatt, ‘poochie’ cheeks (on your face) are almost better than muff or your bazingas, I believe.
I love you as a person, even if we’re not the ones for each other.
I think the purpose of Life is to Love, & a couple other things.
“Life is a feast full of starving fools. Dig in.”
Lastly, why do I have all this information? Because I am a student of Love & Life, in that order, & Love is basically the most crucial thing to me.
Joe.
‘Not a bot!!!!
Old OK Cupid username (before they changed everybody to using their first names): xoxDonkeyHickxox.
Random recent things:
@@ The girls on here are so pretty; you all could get awards from me of some kind or another, too. @@!
^_^! Way happy about this.
2nd recent tweet:
Hey #Russia – Take a look at this : how about we make love, not war – literally?
http://joevalentyn.org/press/2018/10/22/the-new-american-dreamers/
POETRY SECTION:
New Poem {:Summer 2018}
A new ‘prose poem:’
“Tactility**”
It comes to me like beautiful ♫usic – Erato
To be /in touch with/ Beauty, Love, The Erotic, The Feminine: /The Aesthetic/, wherever it reposes… beating heart…
To believe in, in the hinterland, the Holiness of snow white; to savor tranquility, & gentleness… in a soft evening’s snowfall; & to behold the soft tufts of cuteness and fun from bunnies kicking up puffs of fluffy snow, chasing tail in couples together…
& To grip with thine soul the flesh of thighs… to feast upon the cleavageous bearing of breasts… to devour carnivorously the other parts… & to gorge & gorge wholly upon the living breathing Gorgeos erotick lustee…
To know this Beauty: to feel these Truths: to rub with thine whole body us: forms of Goodness, “tactilly…
That is to conjoin with the Earthly Love, and Beauty – The Erotick & The otherworldly Feminine –
The witch’s coventry found practicing these tactile arts. The rivers found running the otherworldliness of her face – the union of –
The bunny.
The prophetess of Love…
The savior of your Earthenly Love.
The wishful, longful secret-tears diary of a teenager of 16…
A nupital innocence of a curly hair latching on her safety belt trustingly for a drive…
To eat the ambrosia of the pure poetry of the head-over-heels language of Lovers…
… The ambrosia of the pure poetry of the head-over-heels language of Lovers…
To touch the texture of empathy engendered by the best expressions of your soul for the goddess of your engagement…
To warmly nudge the swing ‘neath the branch, under the canopy of stars on a picnicked beach – ‘Kiss me now… kiss me forever… Amen.’
Amen.
New Song {:April 5th, 2018}
A new song against human trafficking:
(This song is about FBI / Interpol raids of female abduction victims – just fair warning… might get pretty aggressive):
Song: Chattel
CHATTEL!!
CHATTEL!!
Shoot
to k***
Take
no prisoners
because CHATTEL!!
CHATTEL!!
SO WE MUST SECURE
SECURE
her.
=D!!
Songpoem: you can be my pet bunny (((free love)))
February 23rd, 2015
here’s a song i’ve had as a draft on my computer for a couple weeks:
posting cutie pictures
up on the social meed’ . . .
tell me bunny, is that ineffable allure,
actually fishing for a captain like me?
i stop & ask myself,
did that sign say heaven’s now hirin’?
tell the suavest & the handsomer,
please apply within . . . . . .
{facebook pop}
howdy there bunniest,
would you care to grab coffee, this week’nd?
{facebook pop} ha, maybe, maybe not, loverboy
who is askin’ =)
{facebook pop}
you got me: i’m a lover not a fighter,
& i believe this world was built for two . . .
i also so happen to believe,
that i might like you . . .
& so if my company happened to be,
a mutual desire . . .
all i can say is my love is free,
& this gun is for hire . . .
{facebook pop}
ok, fine.
meet me at the coffeehouse,
up on North & Vine
i’ll bring my girlfriend with me,
i’m guessing you shouldn’t mind.
{facebook pop}
There is a God — great,
then it’s a date —
how about 7’o’clock,
on Friday?
{facebook pop}
sure. {facebook pop} k bye
{(pause?) then revelrous happy harmonica solo}
{ ” }
{ ” }
looking for the girl in the photograph
i hike up my boxers of silk,
from somewhere there’s intoxicating vanilla fragrant, &
she arrives all dressed to kill
i say hey, & hug her
somewhat hangingly
she smiles with her affection,
whilst i notice her friend just standing
who’s this you brought with you
is she your bestest friend?
yup – her name is
ms. eliza ‘lizabeth
(hello)
i light up with a bright idea,
hey, let’s play a game:
i call this one Favorites,
name all your favorite things you can name.
(ok)
i say here i’ll start,
i Love Love more than anything,
she smiles, but it’s awkward
so i say & i also like to sing.
she says that’s way cool
maybe i can hear you sometime (yeah)
— my favorite thing’s my best friend,
i’ve known her all of my life
{spoken:}
aww that is sweet –
hey do you want anything to drink?
no i can pay my own,
but yeah i guess let’s go get a cup of coffee
we go up the spiral staircase
to the coffee barista
i order up a depth charge,
she says i’ll get tea,
& we go back downstairs,
there’s a good song blasting thru the air
she says i love it in the autumn,
it’s too beautiful, everywhere
i smile – i like your outfit
i can tell you’re way classe
she says thank you darling,
& moves with a bit of uncontrollable sassy
ok i think my favorite thing is motown
she says watch me do an arm wave
i joke with a she-bop she-bop,
she says oh man, no way
ok one of my favorite things is hair dye,
blueblack looks egyptian,
she says you should do rainbow,
yeah if i could find the beautician
read any good books this year?
oh i don’t know, i guess i read a lot on the webz
there’s some sites i really like
let me guess one is reddit?
yeah … ok a favorite thing is the stars,
– yeah me too, the starlit canopy
hey i think it was clear,
we could go out to the patio if you please
we go out to the breeze,
we’re into each other, we agree
i hum ‘when the moon hits your eye . . .’,
she looks happy.
ok my favorite thing is leonard cohen,
he’s just like a crow . . .
she says yeah jeff buckley used to date liz frazer but now he’s just a ghost
we talk on & on
tubin’ on the river of Life
her friend says maybe they should leave
but she says you can go if you like
harmonica blow (single)
hey should we catch a motion pic’?
she says actually i have netflix . . .
a long pregnant silence ends
with let’s
we go back to her apartment
& we watch a favorite pick of hers
& the night is beautiful
it was itself a motion picture
{outro:}
{guitar:} doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee {2 or 3 female voices:} she-bop! she-bop!
{guitar:} doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee – {voices:} she-bop! she-bop!
{guitar:} doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee – {voices:} she-bop! she-bop!
{guitar:} doo-bee-doo-bee-doo- {song begins to noticeably fade out:} bee – (voices:) she-bop! she-bop! {(possibly cool “so_nice*.flp” or *** type frissiony chimerun)}
Sleeping in the buff, lately . . . ‘free’ . . .
(His philosophy is) “Catholicism mixed with gin.” ~ Jack Kerouac.
Fun trivia:
I stopped watching TV, drinking pop & playing video games when I was 15, only coming back to TV during the political cycle in 2009-2010 or so to watch cable news. “Much happiness,” yes, quitting said things.
Me in a philosophy chatroom again:
Fundamentally, we must focus on 3 things – Truth, Goodness, & Booty. Assthetics is the philosophy of Booty, in all its forms.
I am reminded of a foreign teacher I had who said “We have beautiful beautiful beetches” where she is from.
That was said philosophy.
Me in a philosophy chatroom recently:
Lakitu’s Basic Mathematics.
80085 is ‘the beginning number’ on calculators.
“69” is lucky.
Complete.
I scented my “Art of Love” book with lilac oil just the other day.
http://joevalentyn.org/press/2017/06/10/book-of-court-a-choice-taste-of-the-book-of-court/
http://joevalentyn.org/press/2017/04/12/we-have-infinitely-many-better-things-to-do-with-our-time-than-quarrel/Write
What I’m doing with my life
I am now building my empire.
Prossibly via business.
Like I said, I have about 10 lucrative business ideas, should we choose that walk of Life.
Politics is equally an option, & I am gifted in philosophy & language, helping such a political life.
Lastly I am considering writing 4 or 5 books too: The most essential one is is “The Book Of Court”, about “dating & relationships” (I have about 100 pages of this); & the second is “My,” about the Lovers in my life, in a concrete nonfiction way. I have found my voice in that already & have some concrete pages written up in the style. The third is “Concrete,” about real stuff in a “G.A.N.” tone. The fourth is my biography. & The fifth is “The Training,” a philosophy book.
I’m really good at
I am some amount influential in Politics; here’s some causes I championed earlier than others: http://joevalentyn.org/press/2015/08/01/are-we-making-enough-progress-on-climate-change-inequality-a-following-up-a-tracing-back-of-some-early-bird-gettings-of-mine/
Philosophy & Teaching, too. I was once given head role of the largest/best philosophy chatroom in the world. I made this not to long ago: http://joevalentyn.org/files/Action%20Theory%20Inventory%20%28remake%20-%20betterer…er%29%205a%20%28with%20Cooperation%29.html
Also, Music. Here’s one: http://joevalentyn.org/’s-files-for/OKCupid/play%20%e2%99%ab%20this%20land%20is%20beauty!%20(unfinished%20demo%20%233).mp3
Professional napster. ^_^
=D
My go-to dance
Reimagining this one as “My next music video will be about”:
Me scurrying about on a chessboard being played by two love interests / witches who are revealed to be being deceptively cast spells on by a third sorceror, who is then revealed to be being fought by a security force whose subplot is left narratively unresolved in the music video.Write
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ovid’s The Loves.
Roberto Benigni.
The Cure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4B3uUcIvUM. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chaYm2TqfHM. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3diz8I0AVVk.
Alfons Mucha.
Chocolate. Yerba maté (coffee-like drink). Fresh veggie juice. Salmon melts/rolls. Turkey dinners. Breastmeat. ^^ Real raw honey Cough haha. Strawberry lipgloss. Saliva . . . …Cu——– hey – wait a second =| . . . Everything good. ^^ & then some.
(Former 9-year vegan – have all the Tofurky & Follow Your Heart (not-)cheddar-cheese recipes I’ll ever need down good.)
Favorite websites too: OKCupid, New York Times, GirlsAskGuys, Twitter… The Internet’s so inflamed lately…. =/
My site too. Joevalentyn.org.Write
Needs
Six things I could never do without
Girls.
Love.
OK Cupid.
Girls Ask Guys.
My personalia.
Yerba mate.
Extra girls.
Extra yerba mate.Write
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls.
Politics.
Sex.
If I should’ve spent that much money on Aaron (my ‘differently-able’ neighbor/friend).
How I’m gonna provide for someone(s).
Courting.
Health.
More Politics.
Philosophy.
Thinking about how I spend too much time thinking about stuff (this leads to venturing somewhere, somehow, a lot.)Write
Moments
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to Watching Me Fall by The Cure – on loop –
(http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/7642/)
- going out under the stars – breaking skin trying to get with a girl – getting sushi. Loving life!Write
You should message me if
“If you like pina coladas… & getting caught in the rain…”
I provide many services; therefore message me if:
Artistically, you want to get ahold a’ my Dick Blix, for fun and/or more-creative purposes.
With your reading-&-writing, you would like if somone penned you ‘double-entendre’ style; “double-penning” both innuendo & also c-theory – “c-lit” – at the same time, in all-out sessions.
Musically, you need a dedicated fiddler of the G spot for overwhelming climaxes from your body of your instrument.
You wanna hardcore rock.
You want a satyrist to play his magic flute for you
Politically, you want the power to fill the gap.
My pole is ready to hang your flag.
Or maybe you’re wanting to orate on my dictophone.
In business terms, you want to get busy.
Philosophically, you have a softspot for very large fallacies.
Because, programmatically, you have a backend that won’t quit. & You’re just looking for the right GUI to handle this billions-of-dollars asset.
Comedically, you want us to do our schtick together.
You are interested in producing a large carrot from your thatch.
When it comes to cooking, your Minnesota hotdish needs some Minnesota hot sauce . . . .
Or, your pussy needs a keeper for her.
Then I’m all yours hun. ^_^
…Somewhat more seriously. ^_^
If you are beautifully brilliant, and also brilliantly beautiful (or something like that);
You are a nympho.
If you love books.
if you have a good laugh.
If’n you’re a carT?Nist.
You are good at music.
You just like me.
You ARE just like me, in some ways.
You want to have oral sex right now. (Joking, (or is that ‘jocking’?) again.)
If you’re a lawyer. I love lawyers. I would finger a lawyer daily. (*)
: As in the term “Badmotorfinger” – to finger ‘f** you’. (note the quotes! order in the courtship!!) ^_^
If you’re very wifey (my real long-term interest.)
Again, you’re sexually a powerhouse.
Then let’s play ‘house’ together. Call 507-363-3356 (new number) & enjoy time with me ? Txt. Click like in the nether regions of our profiles here.
Happy trail,
Joey Valentine
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p.s. Many of you have been asking about my cock… My cock this, & my cock that… My barndoor is always open. My barndoor is always open. And, you can milk it for as much milk as you want there, if you have a nice cute barn pussy.
p.p.s. Just message me anyway ^_^ haha